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katie says: "important psa olivia is my favorite drunk person ever because once upon a time she used to be the most apologetic drunk ever and now she’s getting into fights in bowling alleys and talking about pussy it’s amazing"

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Will you come with me to the mountains? It will hurt at first, until your feet are hardened. Reality is harsh to the feet of shadows. But will you come? —C.S. Lewis  (via house-of-romanov)
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fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

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bramblepatch:

I still want to know how everyone agreed on “to hide Anakin Skywalker’s son, let’s take him to Anakin’s home planet, leave him with Anakin’s family, and not change his last name from ‘Skywalker’”

spirkcantwerk:

This scene actually works better as stills

*accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*
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lethal. logical.

{ soulless sam alphabet. }

cumslutstyles:

there is no form of betrayal greater than netflix lagging or buffering

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totes upset. time to drown my sorrows in alcohol.

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ARE YOU EVER SO FRUSTRATED AND MAD THAT YOU START CRYING LIKE IM NOT SAD IM PISSED BUT THE TEARS DONT SHOW THAT

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maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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