olivia | 22 | california

katie says: "important psa olivia is my favorite drunk person ever because once upon a time she used to be the most apologetic drunk ever and now she’s getting into fights in bowling alleys and talking about pussy it’s amazing"

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why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man


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when will teenage girls stop shaming each other and discover that their real enemy is teenage boys 

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men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

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Aladdin (1992)
You ain’t never had a friend like me!


do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

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what an idiot

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he keeps getting stuck in the couch

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More like a desert cobra.


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